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Friday, January 7, 2011

On The Lighter Side - Tree Huggers

Splinters in the Crotch  
A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. 
  
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the
 natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big  tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
  
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

 
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" 

 He smiled and told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
 
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Yes you can laugh..:-)

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